i’m cutting you ALL OFF.
now that you’re already WAY shorter than i wanted, extremely blunt and fucking ugly, i’m gonna do what i want with you.
i’m goin’ back to the good ol’ short asymmetrical haircut i had before.
so eff you, hair. you’re gonna look good, you’re gonna co-operate, and i’m gonna fucking love you.
…or else i guess i’m hiding out for a year until you grow out again.